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zohbugg:

sizvideos:

A student created Hylux, the taste and benefits of a sport drink without the sugar and calories. Get more information here

considering the amount of gatorade I consume to deal with my own heart issues, this looks amazing!!! 34g of sugar is terrible

ohdionne:

I need y'all to promise me that you’ll vote for Bernie Sanders in the primaries. That you’ll put the effort in. He almost won yesterday y'all. We can do this. We HAVE to do this. We can’t rely on the older generations to have our best interests in mind anymore, they’ve already proven they don’t.

Please vote in the primaries. Show Hillary and everyone else that we aren’t going down without a fight.

gayladypilots:

sculley:

blissfulchapters:

ATTENTION! Please please PLEASE read this, ladies. Protect yourselves & make sure you stay far away from these locations. Check this link for your city!!! Be careful out there. http://archive.is/lhMKP

this is absolutely terrifying 

what the actual fucking fuck I’m going to fucking stab someone

Reblog if you are NOT a Donald Trump supporter.

ectoturntechbiologist:

My family ranted to me last night about how they think Donald Trump is the only responsible person trying to run for president and they think “everyone supports him”.

I want to prove them wrong.

fuks:

canadian wildlife

Year 2, Comic 13 - Frozen Four

omgcheckplease:

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★ Notes on Year 2, Comic 13 – Post II: Frozen Four

Keep reading

athenapsychs:
“ qichi:
“ there’s no text on page 45 it’s just a picture of a hot dog
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“I didn’t understand how someone from a completely land-locked state could be so terrified of sharks” ”
“Multiple histograms showing the hemoglobin concentration...

athenapsychs:

qichi:

there’s no text on page 45 it’s just a picture of a hot dog

“I didn’t understand how someone from a completely land-locked state could be so terrified of sharks”

“Multiple histograms showing the hemoglobin concentration in males of the four populations.”

sexb0b-omb:
“ moisemorancy:
“ This is what propaganda looks like.
Just so everyone knows, CNN this morning DELETED their post-debate poll that showed Bernie Sanders winning the debates (81% in support of Sanders to Clinton’s 14%). Afterwards, it...

sexb0b-omb:

moisemorancy:

This is what propaganda looks like.

Just so everyone knows, CNN this morning DELETED their post-debate poll that showed Bernie Sanders winning the debates (81% in support of Sanders to Clinton’s 14%). Afterwards, it posted a series of articles stating that Clinton clearly won the debate and that framed Sanders as “just appealing to Sanders fans”. CNN is in no way a legitimate news outlet, it is as much propaganda as Fox News. Be aware of this fact and stay woke.

Spread this guysss

nayx:

avjogia:

@AvanJogia: Vote. Please. It matters. Whats the point of having democracy if we don’t participate? http://t.co/f29t0yFxD9

yes please get this shitcan out of office

zohbugg:
“The vet I used to work at just posted this on facebook. Xylitol is like 100x more toxic to dogs than chocolate and most commonly found in gum.
Symptoms of xylitol toxicity develop rapidly, usually within 15-30 minutes of consumption. Signs...

zohbugg:

The vet I used to work at just posted this on facebook. Xylitol is like 100x more toxic to dogs than chocolate and most commonly found in gum.

Symptoms of xylitol toxicity develop rapidly, usually within 15-30 minutes of consumption. Signs of hypoglycemia may include any or all of the following:

  • Vomiting
  • Weakness
  • Incoordination or difficulty walking or standing (walking like drunk)
  • Depression or lethargy
  • Tremors
  • Seizures
  • Coma

Please, please be careful.

Look to your left. The first thing you see is what you would hoard as a dragon.

Cop Accused Of Raping a Girl At the Gunpoint Was Justified

leander-ligo:

chrlsty:

ufo-pilot-and-his-sexy-spouse:

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A Boynton Beach police officer was just found not guilty after he offered a stranded 20-year-old girl a ride home and was accused of bringing her to an empty field and brutally raping her at gunpoint.

Officer Stephen Maiorino, 35, was charged with armed sexual battery, armed kidnapping and unlawful compensation or reward for official behavior last year after police discovered his disgusting actions on the night of October 15.

The victim, a 20-year-old woman, was left stranded downtown after a friend she was riding with was arrested on DUI charges. According to the police report, Maiorino offered the young woman a ride to the station so she could wait for someone to pick her up.

At this point, a waking nightmare began for the young woman in Maiorino’s car. Maiorino did drive her to the police station, but when she tried to get out of the car, he grabbed her and told her that if she didn’t perform oral sex on him, he would arrest her, according to the police report.

Obviously fearful of this psycho cop, she agreed, and the officer drove off 20 blocks north of the department, which is located near the intersection of Seacrest and Boynton Beach boulevards, to an abandoned field.

Maiorino then held the young woman at gunpoint and forced her to strip naked. He then forced her to the hood of his car and raped her, according to the report. She said she was facedown, held in place on the hood with his right hand. During the assault, she told police, she looked back at her attacker and saw the gun in his left hand.

Investigators found the condom Maiorino used to allegedly rape the woman in the field the next day.

According to the report, when Maiorino was finished raping the woman, he told her that if she told anyone, he would kill her and her family.

On Tuesday, the cries of the alleged victim, his 21-year-old accuser, filled the courtroom as the words “not guilty” were read out loud.

According to the Sun-Sentinel, she wailed, “No! No!” before her dad held her as she stumbled out the door. She screamed and cried out, “Why?” before being helped onto an elevator.

The defense’s case was that this hero veteran police officer messed up and had consensual sex while on duty last October.

Maiorino never had to take the stand.

His entire case was based on building him up while breaking down and discrediting the young woman. The defense claimed that the woman only fabricated this story as to later attempt to get money from the department.

Unlike Maiorino, the woman did take the stand. “That would make me the most evil human being in the whole world,” she said, calling the allegations a fabrication “a disgusting thing to do to ruin someone’s whole life.”

The defense went on to say that the young woman craved sex on the patrol car “perhaps to be cool.”

They used a photo of her in high school posing on the hood of a car in a “strikingly similar position” as proof that she was lying about the rape.

Despite their entire case relying on defaming a young woman, the jury sided with the cop — likely for obvious reasons.

The original article adds some more facts about rapists in uniform.

That’s incredible. Photo of a girl posing on the hood of a car can justify a rapist in future. Girl’s words meant less for trial than Maiorino’s silence (he haven’t to take the stand). This is police officer’s privilege – the uniform makes him look safe or at least he can order you to anything because you have to cooperate with police – there were many cases when cops were justified even after murders when the victim didn’t listen for cop’s orders. So police can afford all kinds of bad crimes legally. That’s unbelievable.

YOURE JOKING

I AM FUCKING FUMING IF THOSE PIGS GET AWAY WITH ONE MORE FUCKING MURDER OR RAPE I SWEAR TO GOD ILL KILL THEM ALL MYSELF

xydg:

i wonder what its like to be attractive enough to have random people have crushes on you 

mauridianhallow:

virginiaisforhaters:

fuckincutie:

virginiaisforhaters:

fuckincutie:

virginiaisforhaters:

Every time donald trump comes up in conversation I make damn sure to mention that he’s a violent rapist. I don’t want anyone forgetting that.

IS HE
not surprising but I’d never heard that before ??

TW for rape, violent assault:


“After a painful scalp reduction surgery to remove a bald spot, Donald Trump confronted his then-wife, who had previously used the same plastic surgeon.

“Your fucking doctor has ruined me!” Trump cried.

What followed was a “violent assault,” according to Lost Tycoon. Donald held back Ivana’s arms and began to pull out fistfuls of hair from her scalp, as if to mirror the pain he felt from his own operation. He tore off her clothes and unzipped his pants.

“Then he jams his penis inside her for the first time in more than sixteen months. Ivana is terrified… It is a violent assault,” Hurt writes. “According to versions she repeats to some of her closest confidantes, ‘he raped me.’”

Following the incident, Ivana ran upstairs, hid behind a locked door, and remained there “crying for the rest of night.” When she returned to the master bedroom in the morning, he was there.

“As she looks in horror at the ripped-out hair scattered all over the bed, he glares at her and asks with menacing casualness: ‘Does it hurt?’”

Trumps lawyer on the incident: “You’re talking about the front-runner for the GOP, presidential candidate, as well as a private individual who never raped anybody. And, of course, understand that by the very definition, you can’t rape your spouse.”

So basically not only did he violently rape her, it was dismissed with the claim that it is impossible for someone to rape their spouse, which we all know is bullshit.

This is horrible thank you for taking the time to find that for me. I am disgusted

He is a terrible human being, racist piece of shit, rapist, and still an overwhelming amount of people want him to be president. Frankly, it’s terrifying. I will move country if he becomes president.

Spread this shit man